June 2011
The fear of being replaced.
When someone ruins a perfectly good prank.
My sister’s (9 year old) friend calls every fucking day multiple times and leaves really long messages. It’s annoying, my sister’s never home, and my mom and I have to deal with it. We decided to make a fake automated message to prank her saying the network was jammed, but my sister (who, by the way, enjoys it when we make fun of her friend) told her early and ruined it.
And...
May 2011
That moment when you wish someone would write a...
"Vol de mort" means "death theft" in French.
lemaudit:
the-music-of-the-night:
my entire life makes sense now….
Faux. Je pense que c’est «Flight of/from Death» en anglais.
Mais j’suis pas un expert.
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My friends really suck sometimes.
Seriously, they’ve been having fun and hanging out all weekend, yet no one invites me or even responds to my texts (even though they have plenty of time to talk to their other friends or boyfriends.)
They always do this when I need them the most.
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Shoot me.
I'm not Tumblr famous.
-tac0cat:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have a lot to offer.
Most of my blog is 98.9% reblogs.
I LOVE every little follower of mine.
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SoToday I once again was reminded of how fragile I still am, and how I still don’t feel I fit in. It would be ideal for me if my best friend and new friends would stop trying to be friends with my old “best friends.” It’s kind of hard since one of them is legit best friends with the old group. But technically she never hangs out with us. Idk. My best friend and my new...
What goes around comes around finally came.
ignorantmasses:
Not that I rejoice at your downfall but it humors me to see you in the same situation and have to realize what I went through.
Win! What happened?
FUCK. YOU.
